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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:09:16 GMT -5
A game . . . .
The rules are as follows:
~ State the name of the Lord(s), their mates, or any other character within the series & what they would never say.
~ All Lords & other characters can be used in any reply.
~ They can have more than one reply.
~ Swears & other curses used only if you absolutely believe a Lord would (& other characters) never say it.
~ Talk of x-rated subjects based on the belief that the Lords & other characters would never say them.
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Post by legion09 on Jul 22, 2009 8:19:43 GMT -5
Kane: I actually love being Disaster. It gives me an excuse to stay in the Fortress and just kick back and relax while everyone else fights.
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:37:33 GMT -5
Amun: I'm as DELECTABLE as HONEY! *Sugar coated satisfied grin*
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:38:19 GMT -5
Torin: The phrase: Touch NOT, want NOT, suck NOT - applies to all but me . . . . . . .
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:41:44 GMT -5
Gideon: CRUELTY brings me the SLIGHTEST tremor of HAPPINESS.
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:45:09 GMT -5
Lucien: *Hands on hips* So tell me again. She scarred you after biting you, from which she proceeded to umhmm -- *looks down pointedly* -- manhandle you? Did I get that right?
Paris: *Glowering with sympathy for his poor, abused body* She -- *shudders* -- molested me. - With her hands. (& teeth *added silently*) & you think I should be grateful for that?!!
Strider: *Cracked up* Paris. -- *Gasped* -- Gnawed on by a woman. *Cackles* Paris. -- *Huge smirk* -- Running like a baby, unused to animal kisses!!!!
Paris: A kiss!!!!! You think that she was kissing me?!!!! *Bares teeth at the absurdity* She tried to EAT me!!!!
Sabin: *Peers at collar bone & neck* & she was doing such a GOOD job too . . . . no PHYSICAL scars to match, I'm afraid . . . . *Huge grin* You're CONDITION though - *shakes head* - WORDS canNOT describe it.
Paris: *Flounces off, sulkily replying* Well if that was a kiss - I don't want to know what a REAL woman will do to me! *Shudders at the thought of a down n' dirty connecting* My artery would be the last thing on the agenda! *Sits & folds arms over chest* & no WAY would my body betray me!!!! *Smug look*
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 8:52:02 GMT -5
Torin: *walks into room with bunny slippers on*
Strider: *does a double take*
Aeron: *breathes out an appreciative sigh* That girl of yours is one lucky lady.
Torin: *blushes* Well . . . . they aren't for a girl . . . . they're for me . . . . .
Aeron: *mouths the word "Oh" silently*
Torin: *shuffles about* I just couldn't resist them anymore! - With their beady eyes so like my -----
Aeron: Can I have some?
Torin: & ---- 0.o ---- *shuffles* You sure, man?
Aeron: Yeah, dammit, I'm sure!
Torin: There's something you might want to know . . . . *looks away*
Aeron: Ummm hmmmm? *preoccupied with the outlining of it's "delicate" ears*
Torin: They have TEETH!
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Post by legion09 on Jul 22, 2009 11:59:38 GMT -5
Sordid, how do you come up with all of those? You are on a roll.
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 12:37:58 GMT -5
*Cheesy grin* I sort of cheated. There's nothing there that's new - it's all from the original site. I was on a roll though back then. Perhaps I will attempt to make up others now . . . . Thank you for the compliment though. As for how I come up with them - Well, imagination was a really good friend back then, but now it's like a sieve, everything going out one end & out the other. *Sighs* But I will try . . . . I take it you like those ones? Like I said, there are others, more uh - dirty? - than these on the original one. So if you want, you have the opportunity to view them before they are taken down. Unless you think I should post them here too?
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Post by legion09 on Jul 22, 2009 12:40:46 GMT -5
You should definitely post them. Very creative and funny. I like reading them.
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 12:48:06 GMT -5
Aww. Thanks. Relieved to know somebody likes them. People never really used to comment & it leaves me feeling somewhat . . . scattered? at times.  I will haul ass & drag them to this board too then. Soon. |
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Post by legion09 on Jul 22, 2009 12:54:08 GMT -5
Aeron: Legion, the place is a mess. I'm out all day fighting, and now I have to come home to this? I thought I asked you to take over my cleaning duties while I'm out?
Legion: Oh Aeronsssss, I sssooo ssssorrry.
Aeron: ~pissed look on face~ Seriously Legion, what the hell have you been doing all day?
Legion: Been changing diapersss and feeding our little spawnssss. Me bessssst mother.
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 13:04:56 GMT -5
Gideon: Equilibruim has no meaning. - To me. *Side-ways look & an oh so fake innocent look up to the "heavens."* But ALWAYS to the Gods . . . . . .
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 13:07:05 GMT -5
Kane: *Up against a wall.* *Thunk thunk* *Moves some distance away* *Tap tap*
Gideon: *Kicks brow into hairline* Dude . . . . *Takes deep breath* I'm not at all worried for you, so you won't mind telling how not to help you, right?
Kane: *Glances at Gid over shoulder, evidently preoccupied* Shhhhhhhushhhhh . . . . . . . *Flattens palm against wall as it distorts and crumbles revealing a jagged circular patch of darkness*
Gideon: Okay! *Flustered* You're NOT crumbling down the fortress cause I DIDN'T dis you . . . . . . *eyes hole fixedly as it grows before his eyes* Nope, not at all . . . . . *awe-filled tone*
Kane: *Passes a sly I-know-it-all smile over his shoulder* Thought you'd appreciate the view, my little succorer. *Flashes a teasing grin as he ducks his head back from view & splays hands above-head, displaying a clothless contour of his butt.* *Shimmying some, he resumes his work* YOU can LOOOK, but YOU CAN'T TOUUUCH! *Smug look* Revenge at it's best.
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*Groans* I still can't believe I put that back then . . . & no replies too. *Covers head in hands.*
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 13:22:06 GMT -5
Kane: My god. Those shoe-sweet laces sure look tasty. *Licks lips*
Sabin: Mine.
Kane: Oh, C'mon man. Just a little. I promise it won't hurt.
Sabin: *Growls*
Kane: *Swipes hand out to snatch a bootlacy away, only to be locked in a fearsome choke-hold.*
Sabin: *Gets into Kane's face* These laces . . . *Dangles them within a hair breadth away* Are finger-lickin good . . . *Tips head back to swallow-devour them with relish* Never has a thing tasted sweeter . . . .
Kane: *Scowls as a block of plaster decides to hop a ride with gravity & smash into Sabin's spine*
Sabin: *Grinds teeth together, revolving shoulder muscles*
Kane: *Grins* We can do this all night baby!!
Sabin: I'd rather . . . truce you up with them.
Kane: But alas! They won't hold me up for your naughty games! *snickers*
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I will haul ass & drag them to this board too then. Soon.