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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 13:27:52 GMT -5
Strider: Why do you have ice cream on your bootie, man?
Torin: *Flicks a glance at him, then walks faster*
Aeron *mutters*: I think . . . . I think it's bird pooch, Strider . . . .
Torin, back ram-rod straight: It's not bird crap . . . . . It's EGGS 'kay?!! *Turns around with grimace on face* I HATE the smell of them . . . . *Eyes his arms, slathered in a thick gooy sheen* I need to get it off . . . . . Bleach it off, then iron it, then cauterize the skin . . . . *Mutters, each stepped more numb than before.*
. . . . . . . *Shouting from upstairs* You all's don't have any bubblebath handy do ya??!!
Anya: Uh . . . *hands over canister carefully while holding thumb & forefinger over nose* Make SURE to scrub down with it 3 times for absolute COVERAGE . . . . . .
Torin: *Tilts bottle* You . . . . . you want me to come out doused in peaches?!!!
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Post by sordidtruth on Jul 22, 2009 13:31:20 GMT -5
Torin: "Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle . . ." "Dinkle, dinkle, dinkle, dinkle . . ."
Gideon walks in: Je$u$ H Chri$t!! You're so NOT going to get molested for doing that!
Torin: Whaaa?
Gideon: *Rolls eyes & hikes a thumb at him* LEAVE the flour ALONE, boy. SPILL the eggs through the SIEVE, then ANNIHILATE the spark of life with the oven!
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Just . . . don't ask. A moment of insanity . . .
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:32:58 GMT -5
Maddox (to Ashlyn): We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:35:33 GMT -5
Torin: Three questions...How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so messed up that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:41:28 GMT -5
Sabin (to Paris): Well...after leaving the club you handed me your wallet and said you didn't need it cause you were going to catch the cash cab, and then added "see you on tv".
Paris: *blinks*
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:47:23 GMT -5
Strider: We were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls...it was like the best dream I ever had.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:55:14 GMT -5
Paris: Dating a girl 400 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 18:57:14 GMT -5
Gwen (to Ashlyn, Danika, Cameo and Anya): Would it be bad to tell him I'm pregnant over facebook chat?
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 19:22:28 GMT -5
Gideon: I didn't just give my phone number to the bartender in roman numerals. If she doesn't figure it out, she's not worth a shot.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 20:21:31 GMT -5
Strider: The reason Halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 20:27:04 GMT -5
Cameo (to Torin): I just saw your IM name has '4eva' in it...your man card has been revoked.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 20:27:27 GMT -5
Sorry they're all so short...I'm just having too much fun.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 20:29:43 GMT -5
Anya (to Lucien): Come on baby! Just one ~waves index finger in Lucien's face~ teensy weensy shot.
Lucien: Not tonight Anya.
Anya: ~narrows eyes at Lucien and crosses arms over chest~ I bet if teenage Jesus was here, he'd do a shot with me.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 21, 2009 20:40:23 GMT -5
Cronus: Party in the USA is in your top 25 played list on iTunes...you have NO right to judge me.
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 22, 2009 13:12:50 GMT -5
Gideon: Where do you suppose the word nymphomania emerged from?
Strider: Anya! *Blinks and side steps away from the menacing rage on Anya's face.*
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