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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:35:23 GMT -5
~still laughing about Strider's made-up Mario Cart obsession and the image of Gideon waking up wearing nothing but a top hat and Care Bear boxers~
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 24, 2009 12:33:48 GMT -5
~chuckles at Sordid~ You...are crazy. Thanks for that. Real charming. Trust me... it's good that I view that comment as a compliment! So I see! *Cracks up.* I loved, LOVED the Aeron one with the girl in the club, the Paris hit list Mc. one and the Strider one when he "won't cross that line." Hopefully I'll come up with a few more later! Any preferences you have of mine? *wiggles brows.* |
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:23:05 GMT -5
I love the Cronus' comment about his superios clad wrinkles ~snickers~, Anya's views on premature labour and the Lords reactions to Ashlyn's water breaking. ~grins~ Somehow, I can't see Maddox being so calm himself. ~laughs~
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:28:36 GMT -5
Gwen (to Anya): ...and instead I end up falling for an immortal warrior possessed by a demon. ~sighs~ So much for simple.
Anya: At least you didn't end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes.
Gwen: ...O.o'...
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:31:43 GMT -5
Anya (to Ashlyn): For halloween, I should be pregnant. Nothing is scarier than that!
Ashlyn: ~glares~ Thanks for that.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:34:30 GMT -5
Paris: I just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on...I think I need to re-evaluate my life.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:38:23 GMT -5
Gwen (to Sabin): So, tell me about the hunter war?
Sabin: It's...kind of like a choose-your-own-adventure, but it's already chosen for you.
...And it sucks.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 25, 2009 17:40:32 GMT -5
Paris (to Aeron): You saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Post by legion09 on Oct 27, 2009 8:01:17 GMT -5
I love these!!! You ladies are so hilarious.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 27, 2009 21:56:01 GMT -5
Sabin: ~watches Aeron and Legion vacuum the lawn~ *blinks* What is the world coming to?
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Post by Adalee on Oct 27, 2009 22:02:17 GMT -5
Lucien (to Torin): Why is there a little Phillipino child in the foyer? Torin: Anya brought him over. Lucien: ...Why? Torin:...Uhhh...well...she said she was collecting Asian children for her Kate Gosselin costume... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~rolls on the floor laughing~ Okay...that one is sort of bad...but come on...it's funny. Don't take it the wrong way. For the record, I am only teasing Kate cause everyone else does, and I happen to love Asian kids. |
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Post by Adalee on Oct 27, 2009 22:04:41 GMT -5
Aeron (to ANOTHER random girl in the club): Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Aeron: So. Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 27, 2009 22:07:41 GMT -5
Maddox (to all of the guys after getting in sh*t from Ashlyn): They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the hell women are saying!
~Lucien, Reyes and Sabin all nod in agreement~
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Post by Adalee on Oct 27, 2009 22:11:21 GMT -5
Gideon: I didn't just use google streetview to figure out where I didn't spend the night last night.
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 28, 2009 15:42:24 GMT -5
Lucien: Hmmmm. *Rubs chin thoughtfully.* "Tall, Dark and Fangsome." This book describes ME!
Passer by girl glances over at him like he's nuts.
Lucien: *Rolls eyes, baring canines.*
Girl: *Face torn between a horrific grimace and retching, increases her pace WAY past him.*
Lucien: *Sighs.* See the reaction I get when I show my POLISHED teeth to anyone? You'd THINK there was something WRONG with them!
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