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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 22, 2009 13:14:47 GMT -5
Cronus: Who needs pity when I have superior clad wrinkles?
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 22, 2009 14:17:28 GMT -5
Cameo: Why say never when we only live once? *Purred whilst trying to be seductive.*
Torin: *Glares.* Depression. Who needs it?!
Gideon: Glutton, glutton, glutton. Glutton for Misery!
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 22, 2009 16:04:27 GMT -5
Strider: Hmmmmm. Chocolate fudge or chocolate fountain?
Paris: Dude! - You know I have diabetes! I'd rather a quick death than sample one of those.
Strider: *Shrugs and walks off leaving Paris longingly staring after him.*
Paris: *Yells.* C'mon Stridee, give a man a merciful break!
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 22, 2009 16:14:36 GMT -5
Torin: *Fixes tie up board around neck so it drapes onto chest.* Read it and believe it peeps: "INFECTED by LOVE, not DIE-SEASE. For every touch I earn one extra obsessed pup (Hint, hint: aka. person.) At the bottom of the page: A hell I would rather live without than with.
*Walks over to trash tin and drops board into it unmercifully.* Well, that's my confession for today....
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 23, 2009 14:48:46 GMT -5
Anya: Premature labour is nothing if not efficient. That's where I got these stretch marks from and I'm proud of 'em baby! *Pinches Lucien's face.*
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 23, 2009 14:59:24 GMT -5
Aeron to Lucien: Ever seen 'Dollhouse' by Joss Whedon?
Lucien: Gods yes! Both women and men available to make flesh your deepest desire. *Narrows eyes on Aeron as he whips out a pen and notebook as if to charge him.* If your willing to pay an extortionate fee of course.
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Post by sordidtruth on Oct 23, 2009 17:02:01 GMT -5
Gideon: My waters broke, my waters broke! *Indicating Ashlyn.*
Torin: Don't look at me! Get the ambulance!
Sabin: *Wrinkles nose up.* What did you do? Stick a pin in her?
Maddox: *Blinks.* You guys would be good at this..... in the real event. *Picks up remains of water balloon.*
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:19:28 GMT -5
~chuckles at Sordid~ You...are crazy. ~cracks knuckles~ Now...it's my turn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maddox (to Ashlyn): You...covered in salsa con queso...would take care of all of my cravings right now. |
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:20:28 GMT -5
Lucien (to Anya): Can we take a shower together?
Anya: No need for all the romantic bullsh*t. I'm a sure thing.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:21:49 GMT -5
Gideon: I didn't just wake up wearing a top hat and Care Bears boxers. I also didn't find more money in my wallet than what I went out with...about $1000 more...
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:23:41 GMT -5
Aeron (to girl in the club): Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Aeron: Well, I have a goldfish.
Girl:...what?
Aeron: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesn't matter.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:25:34 GMT -5
Paris (to Strider): Why did I make a Hit List last night with only McDonald's written on it?
Strider: Well, you tried to order a Margarita McFlurry, and when they said they didn't make those, you tried to call the police.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:27:13 GMT -5
Strider: I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door for you, pull out your chair, buy you drinks...I'll even go down first. But when it comes to Mario Cart...I draw the line. I'm sorry, but I just can't let you win at Mario Cart.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:30:03 GMT -5
Anya (to Lucien): Grab a controller and some beer. We've got some Madden to beat!
Lucien: You're the best wife ever.
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Post by Adalee on Oct 23, 2009 20:31:36 GMT -5
Reyes (to Torin): I awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on the floor...what the hell?
Torin: You said they were your minions of evil that protected you from the ferrets.
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